I could spend my free time between jobs curing the sick, feeding the hungry or, at the very least, writing a book. I do none of those things but I do occasionally write something vaguely humorous and submit it to The McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. I’ve gotten three past the gates and you can read them by clicking HERE,.
Self-promotion in the form of a free tote bag. Big enough to hold everything you need for a day at the beach, a picnic in the country or all of your lost hopes and forgotten dreams. Still available while supplies last!!
My creative partner and I feel strongly that discounting our services cheapens our brand. That said, sometimes you gotta do what luxury car companies like Mercedes do and offer a holiday discount.